Because everyone deserves a drunken rant post sometimes…

Oh yeah, I used to have a blog.  I even have the little icon thingy for it on my menu bar.  Been awhile since I’ve been here… I wish I could say I’ve missed it, but I think I’ve been too deep in shit to really even think about it much. I had the best [...]

Afire Really Does Mean Up in Flames

I’ve been avoiding posting, knowing that some of my significant others had subscribed to my blog.  But I’m stupid.  I should have long since removed them as subscribers.  I should publish this blog for ME, and letting what others might see of it stop me from having, and letting it be an authentic and honest [...]

Safe Sex PSA

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:  To any penis hoping to come within touching distance of my vagina:  you MUST wear protection. This is not a joke. This is not a test. Pay or get off the ride. That is all.

If…

If a blog falls in the forest, and nobody comments, does it still make a sound?

Well lookit that!

Holy hell, it’s a blog!  Lookit that, she actually did it!  Now, to find something to say.  Think, think, think… ::taps head:: See the thing is that there is this great big, empty computer screen staring me in the face, taunting me, daring me to find something to say that might possibly interest anybody else [...]